defeated: bucketfillingtime: rumour: Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope sTOP RIGHT THERE NOBODY IS UGLY unless you are speaking of their personality then they might be an ugly lil bitch on the inside thank for your time yes if you seriously think there’s not a single physically unattractive person in the world i have some bad news for you
The Tousled Lioness: An Incomplete List of Classic... →
tybaar: The last time I talked about my job delivering pizzas, I went over some unique individuals that left a lasting impression. This time however, I’d like to go over some classic archetypes I’ve encountered that all you other delivery kids in the biz are probably familiar with. These…
tootwizard: seraphinarp: benedict-teunis: zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time. pixie bitch, if you’re out there still, this is for you. I’m sorry, me? Pretentious? Hardly. Has that travesty of a dye job washed out yet? Wwoooooah
gif vs jif debate
konec0: there is no debate here like honestly think about it. let’s say you bring your kid to a party or something, and you’re introducing him to someone, and you’re all, “this is my son! His name is George!” And then the guy is like “Hm, no, I don’t like the sound of that, how about I call him George? With, like, a hard G.” and you’re like “That’s not how it’s pronounced…” and the guy is...
That Dalek’s just pretending to work. He’s actually just updating his Facebook...– Bill Corbett (Dr. Who and the Dalek’s; Rifftrax)
More tea! More I say! Sleepytime for the people of...
algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you...– Fugivitus: A few things to consider when you find a feminist blog (via absolutely-spiffing)
grrrlfever: TW:Rape →
misandry-mermaid: “To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem. I get it, you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something or connect you to doing something that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would...
believe-love-train: Yes pleaseee :) Raw vegan chocolate chip cookie dough balls Ingredients: 2/3 cup raw almonds 1/3 cup rolled oats 3 tbsp organic agave nectar 1 tsp vanilla extract handful of cacao chips How to: in a food processor, blend almonds and oats. once they reach the texture of flour, add in agave and vanilla. blend until dough forms. mix in cacao chips with a spoon. roll into...
jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
hatewizard: hyperzephyrian: feathernotdot: hatewizard: Suck my dick, “jif” naysayers HARD G ALWAYS AND FOREVER I look at it like this. “Gift, Gore, Go, Garage, Games, GIF” Giraffe, gentle, gym, geology, generally SOFT G 4 LYF
sonicsea: men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
Sometimes I wish I knew how to do backflips just to punctuate when I make sick burns
distortionparty: sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like and then you try to change it up all jhahahahhahha