you miss 100% of the shots you dont drink
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
some deep sea MGirls
i wish i could draw D;
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage
QV linked this to me this morning and told me to remember that heterosexual cis masculinity is a ridiculous and hilarious sham
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
I had to turn on the closed captioning to see if they’d just gotten away with calling a band “Johnny and the Dildos”