Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.
When Big Bob’s Beepers goes…
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russian witch house with traditional russian-style folk singing. i wanna cry, this is so good.
oh my god this owns
presuming that superman has genitals at all, or genitals as we even know them, specifically a penis, they manage to piss every day without destroying metropolis completely, which means superman has a pretty goddamn functional level of control over their body
so woman of kleenex is bullshit and i never wanna see it again
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
Who woke up with A+ hair today? This guy.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world